Meta’s New AI Model Gives Mark Zuckerberg a Seat at the Big Kid’s Table

Meta Superintelligence Labs has launched Muse Spark, its first model since Zuckerberg torched and rebuilt the company’s entire AI operation — and the benchmarks reportedly look formidable. The catch? Meta, longtime champion of open-source AI and self-appointed sheriff of the frontier model commons, shipped this one closed. As The Register put it, Muse Spark is “as open as Zuckerberg’s private school.” Turns out the open-source religion was a great competitive strategy right up until Meta actually had something worth protecting.

Anthropic’s New Mythos Model Found Zero-Days in Every Major OS and Browser — And They’re Not Releasing It

Anthropic quietly dropped what might be the most consequential model announcement in months: Claude Mythos Preview, a cybersecurity-focused AI that apparently found security vulnerabilities in every major operating system and web browser, deployed as part of the industry consortium Project Glasswing alongside Apple, Google, Nvidia, Microsoft, AWS, and 40+ other organizations. The defensive framing is smart — this is positioned as a tool for finding and patching vulnerabilities before the bad guys do — but let’s be honest about what we’re really looking at: an AI so capable of offensive security work that Anthropic explicitly chose not to release it publicly. That’s not a press release, that’s a warning label.

Iran Threatens OpenAI’s Stargate Data Center in Abu Dhabi

The IRGC published a video threatening OpenAI’s planned Abu Dhabi data center as a retaliatory target if the US strikes Iranian power infrastructure. This is a remarkable sentence to type in 2026, and yet here we are — AI data centers are now explicitly named geopolitical targets in a hot war. The “move fast and build stuff” crowd may not have fully gamed out the scenario where their GPU clusters become bargaining chips in missile diplomacy.

OpenAI Raises $122 Billion to “Accelerate the Next Phase of AI”

$122 billion. With a B. OpenAI has closed what might be the largest private funding round in history, earmarked for frontier AI research, next-gen compute, and meeting exploding demand for ChatGPT, Codex, and enterprise products. At this point, the company isn’t just building AI — it’s becoming a sovereign wealth fund that also ships chatbots.

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Anthropic Sure Has a Mess on Its Hands Thanks to That Claude Code Source Leak

Anthropic accidentally released Claude Code’s source code, and now — because the internet is the internet — hackers are reposting it bundled with bonus malware. The timing is exquisite, given that Anthropic is currently the hottest trade in private markets and reportedly eyeing an IPO. Nothing says “we’re ready to go public” like your proprietary code doing laps on sketchy forums with a malware chaser.

OpenAI Raises $122 Billion in New Funding

One hundred and twenty-two billion dollars. That’s not a typo, and it’s not a government budget — it’s OpenAI’s latest funding round, earmarked for frontier AI development, next-gen compute, and meeting surging demand for ChatGPT and Codex. At this point the question isn’t whether OpenAI can burn through money; it’s whether the world can generate enough GPUs to keep pace with their ambitions.

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Chinese Nationals Arrested After Their Children Linked to Bomb at U.S. Air Force Base

Illegal aliens — denied asylum, residing here anyway — whose son allegedly brought an explosive device onto an Air Force base and whose daughter allegedly helped cover it up. The children are U.S. citizens, which will no doubt be the sob story angle when the amnesty crowd picks this up. Illegal is illegal, their presence here was a crime from day one, and this is where porous borders and toothless enforcement eventually land us — not at a policy debate, but at a bomb on a military installation.

Hegseth Ends 34-Year Military Base ‘Gun-Free Zone’ Policy

For three decades, the Pentagon had the inspired idea that the most effective way to protect the world’s most lethal fighting force was to disarm it at home. Pete Hegseth signed a memo Thursday putting an end to that particular piece of theater, allowing service members to carry privately owned firearms on base for personal protection. The presumption is now approval, not denial — which is how it should work when you’re dealing with people who’ve already passed a security clearance and marksmanship training. Raise your hand if you think our troops were the threat.

Trump Says Core Objectives of Iran War Nearing Completion

Iran’s navy is gone, its air force is in ruins, and Trump says two or three more weeks finishes the job. Whether you were for this war or skeptical of it, credit where it’s due: that’s a remarkable military result in under five weeks. The question now isn’t whether we won — it’s whether we have the discipline to leave when we said we would, and not spend the next decade “nation-building” in a country that’s never once asked to be built.

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Trump Says U.S. Will Exit Iran in 2-3 Weeks — And Will Address Nation Tonight

Operation Epic Fury is winding down, with Trump telling the country a formal address is coming tonight and an exit is weeks — maybe days — away. Rubio is already warning that Tehran was racing to become the next North Korea, complete with intercontinental missiles, which tells you everything you need to know about why acting was better than watching. Whether you loved or hated going in, getting out fast and clean is exactly what America First looks like in practice.

Republicans Would Rather Cede Power To Democrats Than Their Own Voters

John Thune and the Senate’s Gentleman’s Club faction are clutching the filibuster like it’s a security blanket — while ICE goes unfunded, the SAVE America Act collects dust, and Trump nominees sit in confirmation purgatory. The voters handed Republicans the Senate to govern, not to carefully preserve the procedural tools Democrats will nuke the nanosecond they’re back in the majority anyway. At some point, “protecting norms” is just a polite way of saying you prefer elegant losing to messy winning.